Baseball On My Brain

Please stop doing this if you do this
October 13, 2008, 8:12 pm
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To those fans who sit behind homeplate and over the dugout and feel compelled to stand and wave every time the camera points in your general direction, please stop it.

And if you’re talking on a cell phone while flailing your arms, please just stop going to baseball games all together. You don’t deserve to be there.

I understand that you consider these seats to be part of your 15 minutes of fame, but let me tell you, they aren’t. If they indeed are, you really need to reevaluate your life.

Let me make it clear – you aren’t on TV. You are in the background of someone else being on TV. If you were really on TV, you wouldn’t need to be dancing around like a buffoon.

Thank you.


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